British men with glasses appreciation post
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
my nephew: it's amazing how tinkerbell is more famous than peter pan
my mom: does she have her own peanut butter?
Me and my sister in the car talking about masturbating and porn.
5 minutes later me watching TV on couch with our mom.
Sister walks in:
“Does anyone have 2 AA batteries?”
Me giving sister look…
Both of us burst into laughter.
Mom starts laughing too because she also thinks Long Island Medium is funny.
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
