• 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

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balfies:

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

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chanelbuttplug:

chadleymacguff:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

I didn’t ask for your life story ma’am

(Source: hail-shield12)

koazu:

i was on break and i saw two flies going at it in the break room

koazu:

i was on break and i saw two flies going at it in the break room

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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upallnightogetloki:

oswaldz:

he did his makeup himself

Eyebrow game on POINT

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gotitforcheap:

kingneroche:

Remember when Trey parker and Matt stone went to the oscars in dresses and whenever anyone asked about it they would avoid the question with ‘it’s such a magical evening and everyone just looks so spectacular we’re glad to be a part of it all’ and they were on Acid the whole time.

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fucking amazing 

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this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

(Source: thesassycat, via koazu)

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tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

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